CMT Blog: Doyle & Debbie

For the last year and a half, I have been obsessed with The Doyle and Debbie Show - a country music send-up that is still going strong in Nashville. See, Doyle Mayfield is a washed-up country star who never really had too many hits to start with, but when he discovers his “new Debbie” in a rural VFW hall, he realizes that she’s his ticket back to the big time. It’s a script, so you get the same show every night (and I’ve seen it 11 times now), but it’s just so clever that I can’t keep from cracking up time and time again.

My favorite line in the whole thing may come from “Stock Car Love,” as Debbie confides, “I miss the pole position. I used to get it all the time. But now I barely qualify at all.” The whole song is completely ridiculous, yet it’s more inventive than just about any novelty song I’ve ever heard. You can hear most of the music (but unfortunately none of the dialogue) on their Web site. Still, the real reason to see it in person is for Doyle’s anything-for-entertainment gestures, and Debbie’s hilariously subtle expressions that prove she’s giving it all she’s got with this wacko.

To me, Doyle is pretty much a cross between Bill Anderson and Glen Campbell, and he seems ready to come unhinged at any moment. Meanwhile, Debbie is a pretty little gal who actually has a brain and a strong set of pipes. She just wants to be a star so bad that she makes some bad decisions. (Really… really bad.) She can sing like Loretta Lynn or Patsy Cline, but “For the Children” is like a melodramatic Martina McBride ballad gone very, very wrong. But that’s OK. As Doyle & Debbie are proud to admit, they’re just doing all they could with what the good Lord gave ‘em.