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Jessica Simpson: Honesty and Gas Help Make Her Normal

Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 1:54 pm  |  By: Alison Bonaguro  

Jessica SimpsonCMT.com's Craig Shelburne wrote a wonderful story about a Jessica Simpson concert out in California. Sounds like she nailed the performance and that the crowd really loved her. But the part of his story I can't get out of my head? Her admission onstage that she passes gas in bed. I don't know if that grosses me out or if it makes her seem more real. Probably the latter. Country artists, especially the women, tend to do better when fans realize they're just normal people who do normal things.

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  • Love Jess says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 2:23 pm  

    LOL!!! I love that part….she was so funny and down-to-earth….

  • Charlene says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 2:25 pm  

    Aren’t we all? I think she is getting good buzz from fans and industry.

  • Sheanna Willis says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 2:31 pm  

    What is your favorite song in your music album! Also what is you favorite color,anamal,country.

  • pleasegoaway says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 3:08 pm  

    It makes her seem like the obnoxious person she is.
    Willing to say or do anything to keep in the public eye.
    Yuck!!

  • nailed it? says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 3:50 pm  

    My take away from the Craig Shelburne article wasn’t that Simpson nailed the performance.

    He didn’t really say much at all about the performance other than to tell readers the names of the songs she sang and about the stories she told.

    After reading it, I wondered what he thought of her performance. He didn’t really say one way or the other.

  • CJ says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 5:15 pm  

    Her voice just does not do it for me. She is pretty but just pretty does not do it in the country field…Look back in time It has been the voice not how people looked. Also how people relate to each song…..She can look good until the cows come home she just cant sing.

  • AM says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 5:40 pm  

    My only question is: what self-respecting woman with any class discusses her bodily functions in public? Please put the trashy Simpson family back where they belong–in the gutter–and keep them away from country music.

  • Seattle2 says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 6:44 pm  

    Alan Jackson had it right in “She’s Gone Country” … a song about a desperate attempt to salvage a singers failing career. This girl’s career in Pop was failing, her films failed - so she thinks she can inflict herself on us. I saw an interview where she said she spent “three weeks” in Nashville creating her new album. She has all the great writers, producers and marketing Daddy can buy - but she is still a FRAUD!!! I also do not like her attacks on Carrie - Carrie has never talked about her bodily functions as Jessica did at her recent concert.

  • MiaT says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 7:07 pm  

    Thats what cracks me up about her. She says stuff & laughs. Do you think she every goes to herself..” OMG did I just say that outloud?” It happens to me sometimes when I am talking… Oh well I think people should just let Jessica be Jessica. I try not to compare any of the artists. And for the record I do think this girl can sing.

  • diane says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 7:20 pm  

    I dont care for Jessicas music..she tries to mimic Carrie in her mannerisms on stage..Just dont think she has the staying power..Every interview is about her boyfriend and a dig at carrie..Carrie is much more gracious..It will all come out in the wash…Country music fans are not stupid…

  • irene says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 7:50 pm  

    get over it she does not mimic carrie she’s been on stage long before american idol with carrie and carrie underwood started the bull story not jessica she’s beautiful and all natural and oh yes she can sing very well open your ears and stop being immature

  • Hannah says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 8:10 pm  

    She forgot the lyrics to “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Under” and the audience had to give her a refresher and she started over? Same ol’ Jess! She’s never been very professional or prepared.

  • Sue says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 8:12 pm  

    She’s a no talent fake who should to go back to pop music. Country music doesn’t need her.

  • crude 2 country-jessica says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 8:28 pm  

    jessica simpson seems to think country fans are ignorant and simple.

    to state her bodily functions at a concert like she did (planned) is downright crude - she, or papa joe, seem to think we were raised in the woods.

    jessica simpson, you not only lack talent - you lack class. you confirm this practically each and every time you open your mouth

    - YOU INSULT OUR INTELLIGENCE AND EMBARRASS US - GO AWAY

  • CMT or Another Rag says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 8:55 pm  

    Craig is no fan of Jessica… remember the nasty little blog he wrote this summer! I saved the entire blog and can share if you like?

    Craig is still stirring, ‘eh?

  • TO the above post-CMT or… says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 9:17 pm  

    why are you criticizing craig’s article - this was as nice as possible.

    were you at her concert? if so, what is your synopsis?

    WOW!
    you saved the entire blog of summer.
    fan or family or fool?

  • Rachel says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 9:25 pm  

    1. No mention of her vocal range or power (she has forgotten the words to her own songs at every concert)
    2. I don’t believe a word that comes out of her mouth 8/15 Carrie is classless and Tony is upset 8/20 Carrie is a liar and Tony and I are laughing 8/24 It’s all media hype and I respect Carrie. Which is it? She’s gonna get up on the stage at the Opry after dissing on one of its top selling artists. Carrie sells out two shows everytime she plays there. Irene up there said Carrie started it When and Where? All Carrie did was answer an interview question honestly on May 9th. She can’t help it if it didnt come out in print til August. Jessica knows it was said in May and that Tony was calling her in May but she goes on the radio and Calls Carrie classless and a liar. Don’t even go there.
    3. Jessica can take her lies and her farts and crawl under the covers with them. We are sick of her name dropping Dolly and Willie and Tony and the Cowboys. Its sickening.
    4. Go away Jessica. Marry Tony. Leave Carrie alone.

  • bkb says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 9:27 pm  

    jessica seems to think you can talk about your body functions because it is more acceptable in country music but not pop. someone should set her straight,it is not not cute to do this any form. she thinks she is trying to be down to earth by doing this but it only makes her look stupid.

  • breaker breaker says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 9:55 pm  

    “But the part of his story I can’t get out of my head? Her admission onstage that she passes gas in bed.”

    Good lord. First it was acne creme, pizza, jeans, shoes, hair, Fancy perfume, and now beer. Next maybe some unknown company will bottle her gas and have her promote it as alternative fuel, or Exxon can forget about offshore drilling and just run a pipeline to her bed.

  • BCOOP1 says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 10:04 pm  

    Rachel you do not know what you are talking Carry is not even one of Opries artist you have to belong to the Grand Old Opry to be one of opries artist and as far as the fart statement it most likely meant as a joke hell is a natural body function that every body does and if you say you don’t you are a liar

  • sharp1 says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 10:22 pm  

    Carrie was inducted to the Grand Ole Opry:

    NASHVILLE, Tenn. - (May 10, 2008) Reigning Academy of Country Music and Country Music Association Female Vocalist of the Year Carrie Underwood became the newest member of the Grand Ole Opry tonight, inducted by fellow Oklahoman, Opry member Garth Brooks, before a sold-out Opry House audience.

  • Did They Come On Over? says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 11:00 pm  

    She drew just 2,000 people to a show anyone can get in free with fair admission ($10 general, $8 seniors, $6 kids ages 5-11, free for ages 4 and under)? Wow $40 for a gold circle ticket to see a new country artist? What were they thinking? Her tickets were the most expensive and most of the other fair concerts were just $15, 20, or $30. Even Gary Allan’s ticket was $30 and he’s a much bigger country star. I’d pay $40 to see better and more popular country artists but who does Jessica think she is, Dolly, Reba, Carrie, or Faith? At sacbee.com I read an interview she did before the concert and said “They’re already judging me – how can they judge someone who’s just being honest? I don’t do music for money, I do it because I have to.” Gee, they asked the highest price for her reserved seats and she expects us to believe she’s not in it for the money? Right.

    How many people attended the fair and how many did Jessica really draw to the fair and her concert? Not many according to these people at yelp dot com/biz/california-state-fair-sacramento-3

    “This year the fair was surprisingly Empty…”

    “We checked out all of the usual. Jessica Simpson was performing that night, and the funny part is that there were more people watching the Chinese Acrobats at the venue across from her concert in the Art Hall! Ha Ha… way to go “Jess””

    “So much to do and see, we actually felt as if we ran out of time….. Jessica Simpson was there performing, which we cared nothing about, but I did stop to stare at her from afar for a second and comment about how fabulous her hair looked and make fun of all the girls decked out in dresses and cowboy boots trying to be J Simp. look alikes…”

    sacbee.com

    “The crowd was sparse Monday night at Jessica Simpson’s concert at the California State Fair, but Cal Expo and State Fair Police Officer Joe Wagstaff kept a vigilant eye on the audience as he patrolled the area.”

    Did she draw more people than the Doodlebops? California is almost like Jessica’s home state with Hollywood and all there. She has a long way to go.

    Youtube: “jessica simpson singing with you at the state fair”

    Not too bad if you like pop and at least she got good applause.

  • diane says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 11:06 pm  

    Carrie was inducted into the Grand Ole Opry..Carrie has an incredible voice range…and yes Jessica was around before Carrie..Just not making it in pop though..Carrie didnt flop in pop to go to country..seen what Jessica is wearing in her video??? Short shorts with provocative moves..going on sex cause her voice is not there..She can sing if she doesnt try to scream the higher range..She cant do an interview without mentioning Tony..Who cares..I didnt care about him when Carrie dated him and I dont care about him now..I just care about country music..Give me Carrie..or LeAnn..Sarah or Reba..but Jessica should not even stand on the same stage as any of these fine women..So I dont know where this Carrie VS Jessica came from..Because of a guy..get real..She needs to grow up..

  • diane says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm  

    OK Sheanna..favorite song at the moment is Carrie Underwood’s “Just a dream”..Incredible..Favorite animal..well I have two cats that are my babies..and my favorite country..Why the good old USA..I would like to travel and see OUR country when I retire..Good Idea..change the subject..c’mon everybody..join in..Favorite song at the moment? Favorite animal? favorite country?

  • Fancy Gas by JS says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 11:35 pm  

    breaker breaker, I laughed so hard at your post, I’m still wiping the tears from my eyes!!

    The “Come On Over” video had that tacky product placement for her perfume. I can’t stop imagining the product placement she’ll have in the next video for the Exxon pipeline…

  • Did They Come On Over? says:

    Posted: August 27th, 2008 at 11:39 pm  

    There are some comments on her sacbee.com interview “Jessica Simpson on tabloids, critics and going a little bit country”

    supersteve at 7:50 AM PST Tuesday, August 26, 2008 said:

    “Way more country than I expected

    I thought she might have played some of the hits that made her famous, but instead she seems to have ditched all of that for country. Oh well….”

    indigotip at 8:55 AM PST Tuesday, August 26, 2008 said:

    “Talk–Boring ….more S I N G I N G

    I was only there because my daughter wanted to see her but I was really disappointed in the crowd turnout. Most of the reserved seating ($40) was empty. Even the free seats were spotty. But I will say this, Jessica Simpson can really belt it out of the fair!!”

  • Seattle2 says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 12:22 am  

    Country music is spiritual!!!!! It is true!!!! Jessica is a JOKE!

  • the tour continues says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 12:32 am  

    According to John Law of the Niagara Falls Review, it doesn’t sound like she “nailed” it at her concert at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday either. In the review he writes…

    “It might be unfair calling Jessica Simpson’s show at the Avalon Ballroom Wednesday a train wreck. At some point, a train knows where it’s going.”

    “She’s still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing.”

    “Dolly, it turns out, is Simpson’s prime inspiration for this move to country, but let’s be clear: The only thing Simpson has in common with Dolly Parton are huge … hair extensions.”

    She talked about gas at this concert too…

    ““I do pass gas a lot,” she said. “I guarantee it smells like roses.” “

  • Butthead says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 7:19 am  

    BCOOP1 - Where the HELL have you been? Nevermind. Not even worth it.

    Jessica is a disgrace to country thinking that openly talking about her gastro-intestinal issues makes her country. It just makes her a buffoon. Like it’s just another day in a country music fan’s life. We just fart along all day. “TOOOONNNYYYYYY” must be so proud. And I’m sure she’s convinced that the whole world just can’t wait to hear about her next big fart. She’s that into herself and is convinced that everyone else is, too. We’ll see what the album sales numbers tell us. Jessica, just shut up and fart yourself into oblivion.

  • what says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 10:31 am  

    CMT please stop with all the hype about this tabloid piece of trash. She is just spewing garbage to keep her name in the news. Her music is plain trash, her “sex” video is even worse. Maybe jess is hoping to be the new spokes person for Beano or GasEx or something like that and this is her pitch, and CMT you are helping her. Shame on you! Just let the garbage lie in the gutter where it belongs.

  • diane says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am  

    hohum..I cant believe all of the media coverage Simpson is getting..whats with that? Leann Rimes has an awesome single out”what I cannot change” where is the coverage for this quiet non partying happily married young lady who can sing rings around simpson??

  • Joey says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 11:46 am  

    Only time will tell how Jessica will do in country music. But, saying that Carrie Underwood was lying about her current boyfriend calling her, that was not the way to endear yourself to country music fans. It’s like trying to break into the quarterback position in your football team while bashing the current MVP. Not smart, Not good.

  • Hey there says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 4:01 pm  

    LOL Joey we all know she’s not smart.She’s dumb as a rock and this latest round of attention grabbing proves that again.

    Why ,why ,why is country radio and CMT even giving this fraud the time of day.There are much more deserving women out there making great music.

    BTW I think BCOOP1 is Jessica…lol!!To not know Carrie is a member of the Opry you must be living under a rock or in the pop world.

  • To Be Fair says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 6:47 pm  

    I think Jessica’s comment about gas was OK, in context.

    She didn’t get gross about it. It wasn’t third-grade potty humor or what you would hear from a drunken fool in a bar.

    It was just a light joke slipped into a stream-of-consciousness monologue in between songs.

    I think some people are reading way too much into that.

    However, I do question the sincerity of Jessica’s move to country.

    And she needs to back off completely on this “rivalry” with Carrie Underwood. She can’t ever hope to match Carrie on vocals, and this public squabble just spotlights that weakness.

  • Another Carrie Diss! says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 7:51 pm  

    Jessica Simpson Goes on Over to CMA

    eonline.com/uberblog/detail.jsp?contentId=25855

    “Jessica Simpson continues to follow in Carrie Underwood’s footsteps.

    Proving that she’s really serious about this country thing, the 28-year-old Texan joined the Country Music Association last week, E! News has learned.

    “I think it’s impressive how many No. 1s Carrie Underwood has,” the country newcomer said graciously. “Her choice in songs is really great, and she has an incredible voice. As far as new people, she has one of the strongest voices out there.”"

    As far as NEW people??? Honey, Carrie has one of the strongest voices out there PERIOD, and who is the new person? Take your tabloid drama back to pop where it belongs!

    Sorry, Country Lovers, Jessica’s Here to Stay

    eonline.com/uberblog/detail.jsp?contentId=25909

    “Hold onto your plaid button-ups and cowboy boots, ’cause Jessica Simpson just won’t give up on this whole friggin’ country thing. As announced, Jess just signed herself up for a membership with the Country Music Association, meaning she can nominate and vote for CMA Awards. Gal’s getting pretty desperate to make this twangy episode in her life work, ain’t she? Lord knows her place in pop didn’t last long.

    Same goes for her sis. The Simpson gals never seem to know who they are, so their style (musical and fashion) is always all over the place. And these aren’t Madonna-like transformations—no, they’re just confused singers hoping something will successfully stick.

    Wonder if Jessie signed up simply so she could nominate herself? Who else is going to give darling J.S. the adulation she desires, save for the Simpson-Wentzes and Romos? With the recent she said-she said phone calling debacle, we’re sure Tony’s ex and fellow CMA member Carrie Underwood is friggin’ thrilled about the new edition. Serious. A chance for Idol’s Sweetheart to go head-to-head in the biz with Pop’s Fallen Virgin? That’s a no contest vocal victory for C-babe, like we had to tell you that.”

    LOL!

    Afternoon Fix: Do These Jeans Make Me Look Desperate?

    “If you didn’t get to hate on Jessica Simpson enough yesterday, you can go here to read about how awful her concerts are.”

    eonline.com/uberblog/b26476_afternoon_fix_do_these_jeans_make_me.html

    usmagazine.com/news/critic-jessica-simpson-cant-deliver-a-concert

  • Rachel says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 10:34 pm  

    Craig Shelton you can’t possibly back this girl. She’s has to be getting all this publicity on CMT and everywhere else with her money. She has like hundreds of millions of dollars but who really cares when no one respects you and you don’t even respect yourself or others. Jessica has some real issues she needs to deal with about her inner self. Her sex video CD cheapens country music.

  • ALBUM LEAKED says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 10:39 pm  

    yuk - i gave her a shot–again and she sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Plus from what Ive heard live - she stinks! and literally may I add!

    BORING!!!

    How much longer does country have to pay for her putting her $$$ and pushing her way into our genre?

    How many people do they pay off?

    She is a disgrace to us? Why oh Why?

  • ALBUM LEAKED says:

    Posted: August 28th, 2008 at 10:40 pm  

    That is my response to you about an opinion.

    sorry, but you asked and i call it as i see it and hear it.

  • Don’t Forget the Lyrics says:

    Posted: August 30th, 2008 at 6:04 pm  

    Look for “Jessica Simpson california state concert” on youtube. She forgot the lyrics to Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under.

  • julissa says:

    Posted: August 31st, 2008 at 7:42 pm  

    i knew this girl was the jealous type from when i watched newlyweds…but after her comments on the radio about carrie she is really the insecure threatened jealous girlfriend although she said she was just kidding i dont think she was i do believe she checked his call log…and being as stupid as she is she believed him. i dont think its a big deal for tony to keep in touch with carrie they were friends and never seriously dating carrie has denied it and why would she lie when she admitted to dating chace. i think that jessica is insecure for any girl that was his friend to be talking to him she is immature and i dont think she is a nice person she came off very rude nasty and jealous of carrie…i think she is intimated by her although she denies it, she is!!..carrie has everything and she doesnt need romo to define her like jessica…jessicaa thinks we country fans are animals and have no manners and think we are crude and vulgar ,like we really care about her gas…were not rednecks! what a fraud she’s no country girl she is so ridiculous, i think taylor,kellie, carrie,miranda, etc. are laughing at her and i think they know she aint country she doesnt fit in even if her songs are country/pop she just doesnt fit…she is a joke…a wannabe.

  • selena says:

    Posted: August 31st, 2008 at 7:48 pm  

    kellie pickler, jewel, julianne hough have albums coming out why dont we hear more about them??? all country wants to talk about is this fake bimbo jessica’s album by the way it really isnt that good its sappy love boring crap.and abuse(supposingly)…anyway go to youtube and type her name and the name of her cd do you know…its like another typical jessica record but with country music in the background,…it is not worth the hype! jessica is not a great singer and the bimbo is not country. she is so pathetic…she tries so hard but she is still a failure

  • Goawayfakejess says:

    Posted: September 2nd, 2008 at 12:55 pm  

    Her comments about passing gas are disgusting and not at all cute. She tries too hard to say things about subjects like passing gas to make herself look like a regular, down to earth girl. It’s every bit as fake as wearing Daisy Dukes, boots and plaid shirts to appear “Country.” She is only trying to make it in country music because she never really made it in pop music. She tries to conform to whatever image she thinks will sell in that genre. Remember when she tried the sexy clothes, dance routines complete with back up dancers the headset mic when Britney was all the rage? She needs to give it up. It’s insulting that CMT or any country outlet gives this idiot any press.

  • Robin says:

    Posted: September 5th, 2008 at 8:38 pm  

    I love her song “Come On Over”. She has the voice for country music, and I hope she continues in it and doesn’t allow immature people to discourage her.

  • cmt sellin out says:

    Posted: September 6th, 2008 at 5:45 pm  

    this uneducated, talentless, BIMBO aka JESSICA SIMPSON needs to leave us country fans alone with her poor attempt at singing.

  • al b says:

    Posted: September 20th, 2008 at 3:00 pm  

    …an ode to Jessica:

    Beans, beans the musical fruit,
    the more you eat, the more you toot.

    The more you toot,
    the better you feel.

    So eat beans beans,
    for every meal.

    (can she sing and play her instrument at the same time???)

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