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Riding in a Van, Dreaming of a Bus

Posted: August 22nd, 2008 at 2:49 pm  |  By: Eamon McLoughlin  

A young band hitting the road has a very simple definition of success - your first tour bus. One glimpse of a mighty Prevost on the highway is enough to make a musician's heart flutter from within the confines of a smelly over-crowded Chevy passenger van. Could that be Alison Krauss and Robert Plant? Tim McGraw and Faith Hill? The tour bus is the Promised Land.

But as Kinky Friedman once said: "The price of fame just went up." This leviathan of luxury is looking outdated in a world of rising costs and ever-expensive gas. Instead of comfort, I now see the bus as a large red dollar sign on the expense account. In our little van, we used to fill the tank for $50 when we hit the road three years ago. It now costs over $100. We can hope to get 17 mpg, but what's good mileage for a tour bus? The average expectancy seems to be 5-9 mpg. That would mean filling a tank that size would cost approximately $9 million! OK, that's an exaggeration, but you get my point.

In 2005, a tour accountant at the very top level told me she budgeted $1,000 per day for a tour bus. This covers the hire cost of the bus, gas, the driver, extra charges for long trips, the driver's hotel room, and taxis to get the driver to and from the hotel. In today's market I can only imagine that expense is now upwards of $1,500 per day. For most bands, these are fairy tale figures. The van-bus divide in our business is a cruel one; the equivalent of the peasant and gentry divide in old feudal societies. I say good luck to anyone who rides around in the tour bus and please raise a glass for us van warriors. But until I start making hundreds of thousands of dollars per night, I'll continue to wave from the comfy confines of my van.

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  • Rick says:

    Posted: August 22nd, 2008 at 6:39 pm  

    Eamon, its time to get a Dodge Sprinter van with the small Mercedes turbo-diesel engine. They don’t go very fast, but they do get you there eventually and get good mileage for a van with their hauling capacity. There is a good reason a lot of package delivery companies are buying them for their fleets these days even with high diesel prices….

  • Ken says:

    Posted: August 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm  

    I have to wonder why they run the Bus Generator at the events. Why not have the Promoter/Venue provide power to the bus so they don’t have to waste fuel while they sit at the venue.

  • travis says:

    Posted: August 25th, 2008 at 10:40 am  

    Hey dude,

    I hear ya.. i’ll dream with ya.
    wont be long tho til your in one.

    say hi to Kym for me :)

    Trav
    (sydney)

  • matthew miller says:

    Posted: September 26th, 2009 at 9:21 pm  

    how would i find out about driving a tour bus for a job and how to apply

  • Danny Christian says:

    Posted: November 1st, 2009 at 6:50 pm  

    I would like to know how would I find out about driving a tour bus and how to apply for the job.
    Danny Christian

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